it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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