After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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