I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
they need to just BURY HIM!
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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