i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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