at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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