Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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