Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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