Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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