She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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