Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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