So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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