Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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