Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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