I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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