whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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