Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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