You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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