If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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