STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
You are a genius and a whore.
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