All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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