And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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