I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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