Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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