what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Randomize
