everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
