i used baking grease as lip gloss
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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