Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I don't deserve a penis
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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