You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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