Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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