just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Randomize
