Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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