But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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