16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
my being single is dangerous.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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