How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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