Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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