Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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