So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
They are going to name an STD after you.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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