Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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