idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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