I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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