Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
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