Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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