Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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