she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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