thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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