careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
