But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
