is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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