i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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