that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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