What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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