do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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